This publicity shot of Tobey Maguire as Spider-Man in the webbed superhero's latest adventure is accompanied with the following stern warning to journalists and photo editors:

State funeral mystery solved
Not a pallbearer after all... plus: healthy schools and Easter puns
Badgegate: resignations expected
Rush to blame Blair amid Blue Peter 'badges for peerages' row
As local press feels the squeeze, could amateur efforts save the day?
Notables profiles a remarkable independent local news website
There's money in them there pixels...
...but pixelpreneurs are having to reach further to maintain the novelty
Get out of our country, says racial equality guru Trevor Phillips
Remark aimed at British Muslims who want sharia law
Sexual revolution of the web foreshadowed by Minitel
Pre-WWW essay uncannily predicts some of the major uses of the modern internet
Just a couple gripes about Americanisms...
Television viewers in the UK are becoming increasingly irritated by new words and phrases apparently imported from the USA and gaining a foothold in our television news bulletins.